Thorns FC: Down the banks

23. Generic term to give grief

Scouse saying: Down the banks, doing my head in, wrecking my head.

Usage: ‘This beaut was doing my head in so I gave him down the banks, like.’

Paul Riley is becoming Thorns FC’s kryptonite, and his North Carolina Courage used his plan on PTFC like a bucket of the green stuff Saturday.  It worked, knocking our club down to 1-1-0 (tied with FCKC for third on the table) with a 1-nil away loss that was a complete team-and-coach effort…on both sides.

Continue reading

Thorns FC: First steps…

Last season Thorns FC opened the 2016 campaign with a 2-1 win over Orlando in the home opener.  That win was the first in a season that brought a Supporters’ Shield to the Rose City for the first time since the Timbers won the USL in 2009.

This past Saturday Thorns FC repeated their home opener win over the very same team by very nearly the same score; in this case, 2-nil.  But I’m not sure that the wins are really that similar and it’s my opinion that this one is telling us that the 2017 Thorns still have some growing to do.

Beginning with some very obvious growing pains in the backline.

Continue reading

Thorns FC: Left hanging…

A makeshift Thorns side drew a similarly cobbled-together Houston Dash 1-1 on the final night of the preseason tournament

This somewhat underwhelming ending left us fans with as many questions as answers about what we’ll see in two weeks.  It did give us another look at some players we hadn’t seen much of, and that might see here and there when the season starts, but left us wondering what we’ll see from the players we didn’t see, that we assume we will see more of, and more importantly, that the team will depend on more once the regular season begins.

Continue reading

Thorns FC: Bits and Pieces

With the preseason matches now barely two weeks away the Thorns’ roster is looking increasingly set.  But there are still bits and pieces to pick up and some positions to fill.

The team did just that this week, signing Australian striker Ashleigh Sykes and trading two 2018 fourth-round picks to the team-that-was-the-Western-New-York-Flash-now-Carolina-Courage for reserve goalkeeper  Britt Eckerstrom.

Continue reading

Thorns FC: Ha det, Michelle!

Remember back in November when we discussed the Thorns’ backline and keepers and I said this: “We’ve got some questions to answer and the questions are; should Franch be starting?  If she is, will Betos be good with moving to the bench?  If not, will Franch be okay with a full season riding the pine?  Should the team consider trading one or the other and signing, say, Emily Kruger, or trading for a younger backup?”

Well, it turns out that Michelle was the one who wasn’t okay with chancing a full season riding the pine.  Today she announced her signing with Vålerenga Fotball Damer in the Norwegian Toppserien.  More…and a little glimpse of Michelle’s new team…below the fold.

Continue reading

Thorns FC: Bend It Like Tobin!

In his comment on the preceding post John Whitehead noted (re: the new NWSL broadcast deal with Lifetime): “Of course, if it turns out she (Nancy Dubuc, president and CEO of Lifetime) just wanted a sports-themed reality melodrama, not so good for the league.”

Which got me thinking; what a hell of a sports film (or Lifetime series) the Thorns’ 2013 season would make.   Good for the league?  How about GREAT for everybody!  Below the fold, consider the storylines we lived that season!

Continue reading