23. Generic term to give grief
Scouse saying: Down the banks, doing my head in, wrecking my head.
Usage: ‘This beaut was doing my head in so I gave him down the banks, like.’
Paul Riley is becoming Thorns FC’s kryptonite, and his North Carolina Courage used his plan on PTFC like a bucket of the green stuff Saturday. It worked, knocking our club down to 1-1-0 (tied with FCKC for third on the table) with a 1-nil away loss that was a complete team-and-coach effort…on both sides.
Last season Thorns FC opened the 2016 campaign with a 2-1 win over Orlando in the home opener. That win was the first in a season that brought a Supporters’ Shield to the Rose City for the first time since the Timbers won the USL in 2009.
This past Saturday Thorns FC repeated their home opener win over the very same team by very nearly the same score; in this case, 2-nil. But I’m not sure that the wins are really that similar and it’s my opinion that this one is telling us that the 2017 Thorns still have some growing to do.
Beginning with some very obvious growing pains in the backline.
This is my shortest Six Degrees ever. No jokes, no gifs, and very few words. I hope you’ll forgive me. Saturday’s 1-0 loss to SKC is something I need to leave behind as quickly as possible.
I have things I should be doing today. Productive things. Things I will regret not doing. But, jeez, when you get the chance to fall down a Timbers rabbit hole, you gotta take it, amiright?
In 2016, the Portland Timbers had a grand total of six road points. They achieved this awe inspiring total in 17 games. The 2017 Timbers have already matched that total, and they did it in three.
Not all draws are created equal. Draws at home, when you give up the lead in the 84th minute, those leave a decidedly bad taste in your mouth.
A makeshift Thorns side drew a similarly cobbled-together Houston Dash 1-1 on the final night of the preseason tournament
This somewhat underwhelming ending left us fans with as many questions as answers about what we’ll see in two weeks. It did give us another look at some players we hadn’t seen much of, and that might see here and there when the season starts, but left us wondering what we’ll see from the players we didn’t see, that we assume we will see more of, and more importantly, that the team will depend on more once the regular season begins.
Back when I was a mere slip of a ‘keeper, my coach took a slab of dimension lumber to drive a lesson into my thick head:
“Don’t ever. Ever. Screw around with the ball in front of your own goal.”
Boyfuckinghowdy did Adrianna Franch and her backline learn THAT little lesson the hard way last night.
Hopefully the U.S. WNT U-23 squad’s 1-2 win over Portland drove that home to Thorns FC like a damn 2 x 4 across the forehead.